"When a man says compromise, he means I'll meet you in the middle. When a woman says compromise, she means do it my way and like it, or no more sex." "All women think their pussies are worth a million dollars. They aren't."
"God, women are stupid! When it comes to men, they're their own worst enemies. Always count on a woman to act directly opposite her own best interests."
"What really aggravates me about women is that they can have sex anytime they want to. They can just walk up to some guy they think is attractive and say, `Let's do it'. What's the guy going to say? No? Men aren't game-players like women. But, if a man wants to get laid, he has to jump through hoops, and then maybe she'll sleep with him. And after you've spent all that time and money and mental bullshit just to get her into bed, she wants to cuddle. How much of this can we take?"
"Women are so attractive. Why do they have to be so fucked up?"
"I've heard women say that if a guy looks at their bodies he's a jerk. What kind of fucked up thinking is that? Breasts are there to be looked at. They're sex organs, gender markers so men will be attracted. Women want you to like them for `themselves', whatever the hell that means, as if somehow their bodies aren't part of who they are. This is just more female bullshit which we're expected to swallow. If you see a woman across a crowded room who you think is attractive, it's pretty hard to tell what her personality is like. What's wrong with physical attraction? Any woman who thinks a guy is a jerk for looking at her body needs some heavy-duty therapy. As if she never looks at goodlooking men."
"Love is a five-letter word. M - O - N - E - Y"
"Women are incredibly threatened by other women younger than themselves, especially the ones with great bodies, because they know that their looks are what they're selling to men. That's when the older broads come out with, `Oh she's just a bimbo'. Just jealous!" "Women are the ultimate narcissists. They obsess over their personal appearance. They even pay people to fawn all over them in beauty salons."
"A woman's cunt is between her ears. Attitude. The one between her legs is sewed up tight unless you've got a lot of cash."
"Women are as shallow as a mud puddle, but they'll never admit it. What they say and what they do are miles apart."
"I've always been the classic nice guy that women say they want. I bring flowers, send cards, remember birthdays. It's just the way I am-if I like a woman, why shouldn't I be nice to her? It seems logical to me. But I get nowhere. Usually I get treated like a friend and they dump me for some asshole with an expensive car. And later these women come crying to me about what jerks men are, because the asshole just got her into bed and took off. But I'm thinking, hey, wait a minute-you picked him. You've got nobody to blame but yourself. I was nice to you and you treated me like your brother. What the hell do you want, anyway?"
"You've seen these strippers who can squat down and pick up a dollar bill with their pussies? Well, that's putting the whole thing in a nutshell."
"This woman told me, `I won't date any man unless he makes at least 75,000 a year.' And she was a dog! Where do they get this attitude?"
"Of course women are whores. Everybody knows that. But you're supposed to pretend it's not true, the way women do. It's all a big game-I didn't make the rules, they did. I just have to play along. If you don't spend money, you don't get laid. Period."
"Let's be honest. Women accept you or reject you as a lover based solely on the level of your income. They say they don't, but they do. You can be short, bald, fat, and ugly, but if you've got a million dollars, you'll get a woman. But turn the equation around-what if a guy said to a woman, `I'd like to go out with you, but your tits are too small'. She'd be calling him every name in the book. Yet she feels it's O.K. to reject men without big bucks. Pretty sad."
"Women think that men want to have sex 24 hours a day. Sure we would, if you look like something out of Playboy."
"If you're an asshole around women, you might not attract them. But if you're an asshole with money, all of a sudden you're a `challenge'."
"A woman said to me, `I have what you want and you're going to have to pay for it'." "The definition of a woman: gimmee, gimmee, gimmee." "Show me a guy who uses and abuses women, and I'll show you a guy who's been dating a while.
"I've heard it said that a pretty face doesn't make a pretty heart. It's true. It makes an ugly, greedy heart." "Pussy power. They've got it and they know it and they use it against us." "Women say they want a sensitive guy, then go for a bastard with cash. Put your love where your mouth is."
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